Alright, alright.. To be fair to Roseanne and all other damsels out there; damsels in distress, fair dames and not to forget my all time faovurite, she who is 5'5' with brown eyes; it really is the girl who does the walk of shame. Hair in dissaray, bra strap showing, shifty eyes, etc. Come on girl, it's not like you are getting off a drug induced high (well, technically you are if you consider endorphins to be your 'drug' of choice), you just did what comes naturally to you.
Consider the previous nights' activities to be fodder for you constribution to to the V-Monologues. If you are that kind of girl, it could spice up the conversation around the water cooler. Personally, I like a girl who keeps it to herself, ok, not entirely, you could drop a hint or two to your closest friends.
So, straighten that skirt, if your bra is loose, take it off, dump it in that bag and let the twins swing it like they mean it. Take the shame out of that walk, because girl, you got yours and we men are behind you all the way. Yes, behind you all the way.
Consider the previous nights' activities to be fodder for you constribution to to the V-Monologues. If you are that kind of girl, it could spice up the conversation around the water cooler. Personally, I like a girl who keeps it to herself, ok, not entirely, you could drop a hint or two to your closest friends.
So, straighten that skirt, if your bra is loose, take it off, dump it in that bag and let the twins swing it like they mean it. Take the shame out of that walk, because girl, you got yours and we men are behind you all the way. Yes, behind you all the way.
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